 Buns of Steel

How did cooking school go yesterday, PARTNER?
 I served my first dinner, PARTNER!
 I burned down the kitchen, naturally.
 I freaked when this little gauge popped up over my head.

Did you repair your television, too?
 PARTNER, I watched cartoons late into the night.
 That repairman wanted $50 just to stand around!
 I nearly electrocuted myself, ha ha.

How's your mirror working, Ms. Charisma?
 I seem to be making new friends, PARTNER!
 No way I'm standing around in the bathroom all day.
 I've been brushing my teeth a lot.

And you did a lot of weight-lifting yesterday, too!
 I overslept again, so I'm on the golf course with you!
 You've noticed my duck-hooks, you snide person.
 My buns of steel don't help my putting feel.
 